Wee Moosey Neon Sign, Ready-made

$950.00



Chilly mornings out in the woods, case of Natural Light at your feet, cammo jumpsuit with a bright orange safety vest over it. You bag a sweet 10-pointer, drag it home, and mount that head with pride over the fireplace.

Cards on the table ... my idea of hunting is rooting through the laundry for a clean shirt on a summer day, but I get it, man. Why not go neon? You had to hunt the internets to find this beauty. Mount it with pride.

*Case of Natural Light not included

I humbly offer you this lovely wall-mounted buck which includes:
~ a 12mm warm white outline of your unfortunate prey.
~ a single dimming transformer in a handsome little wall-mountable box to power the whole shebang.
~ all the wiring and standoffs needed to mount the tubes to any solid surface.
~ a template and instructions that make mounting the finished piece easy as pie.

DIMENSIONS: 34" X 24" and about 3" off the wall.

SHIPPING:
I generally have at least one of these on hand, but please allow two weeks for shipping. This sign is crated for shipping nestled in eco-friendly, brown paper and 100% biodegradable excelsior (a.k.a. wood wool) which clever folks may reuse as stuffing for their antique teddy bear collections!

ALL ELECTRICS ARE UL CERTIFIED

INTERNATIONAL BUYERS: I'm happy to put one of these together for you as well! Message me before purchase and we'll go over the additional costs for things like plug adapters, and alternate transformers.

NEW YORK BUYERS: Do you live or work within an hour of Manhattan’s East Village? Feel free to message me about hand-delivery and installation options.

I ♥ CUSTOM: Not only will I happily tailor the above sign to your specific needs, I will also make you a wholly different sign based on your design and specs (priced accordingly). If you have a sign of any sort you'd like made, please do message me and we can work up a plan together.

Many thanks, and have a great day :: mcp

Payments

Payment will be made in full for any product (ready-to-ship and/or custom work) before the product gets anywhere near the post office.

Shipping from United States

Items will be shipped within the timeframe stated in the listing or, if the item is custom, by the agreed upon ship date.

All items are meticulously packaged with the utmost care and stamped with the word FRAGILE by me personally, because I just spent precious hours of my life lovingly making whatever I’m sending you. Should an aberrant, not to mention abhorrent, occasion of damage during shipping arise, I will not be held responsible. You are very welcome to purchase shipping insurance through my shop to ward off evil spirits. But, look, I'm not a jerk: I'll be happy to fix, replace or repair minor damages because, ultimately, I want you to have and enjoy your new item. All told, I am sure that a couple of intelligent folks like us can figure out an equitable way to overcome any problems we might encounter during the course of commerce.

Refunds

All sales are final. I will fervently endeavor to get you what you want, the way you want it ... but if you buy it, you keep it.