Everything Is Connected Neon Sign, Ready-Made

$1,000.00



Universal truths look better in neon. 'Nuff said.

Here’s what you get:
~ 12mm glass tube available in several colors.
~ a handsome lightly-stained and lacquered control box containing a dimmer knob and toggle switch.
~ wall-mounting hardware and easy to follow, layperson-friendly instructions.

Dimensions: 33" x 22", standing approximately 3" off the wall.

SHIPPING:
I generally have at least one of these on hand, but please allow two weeks for shipping. This sign is crated for shipping nestled in eco-friendly, 100% biodegradable excelsior (a.k.a. wood wool) which clever folks may reuse as stuffing for their antique teddy bear collections!

ALL ELECTRICS ARE UL CERTIFIED

INTERNATIONAL BUYERS: I'm happy to put one of these together for you as well! Message me before purchase and we'll go over the additional costs for things like plug adapters, and alternate transformers.

NEW YORK BUYERS: Do you live or work within an hour of Manhattan’s East Village? Feel free to message me about hand-delivery and installation options.

I ♥ CUSTOM: Not only will I happily tailor the above sign to your specific needs, I will also make you a wholly different sign based on your design and specs (priced accordingly). If you have a sign of any sort you'd like made, please do message me and we can work up a plan together.

Cheers :: mcp

Payments

Payment will be made in full for any product (ready-to-ship and/or custom work) before the product gets anywhere near the post office.

Shipping from United States

Items will be shipped within the timeframe stated in the listing or, if the item is custom, by the agreed upon ship date.

All items are meticulously packaged with the utmost care and stamped with the word FRAGILE by me personally, because I just spent precious hours of my life lovingly making whatever I’m sending you. Should an aberrant, not to mention abhorrent, occasion of damage during shipping arise, I will not be held responsible. You are very welcome to purchase shipping insurance through my shop to ward off evil spirits. But, look, I'm not a jerk: I'll be happy to fix, replace or repair minor damages because, ultimately, I want you to have and enjoy your new item. All told, I am sure that a couple of intelligent folks like us can figure out an equitable way to overcome any problems we might encounter during the course of commerce.

Refunds

All sales are final. I will fervently endeavor to get you what you want, the way you want it ... but if you buy it, you keep it.