Yes Neon Sign, Ready-made

$900.00



I humbly offer you this lovely wall-mounted sign which includes
~ the necessary letters to ensure you get all the affirmation you can handle.
~ a single dimming transformer in a handsome little wall-mountable box.
~ all the wiring and standoffs needed to mount each individual letter.
~ a template and instructions that make mounting the finished piece easy as pie.

Here’s how it works:
Each letter comes as a separate piece in lowercase Courier font. You simply plug each letter into the next according to my friendly instructions. It’s easier than Ikea, I promise. The standard template (which helps you mount the assembled sign) is for a straight horizontal orientation. If you’d like to do something funky with your letters, I can customize your template.

Dimensions vary depending on your choice of kerning -- ooh! terminology -- but the standard template is 14” x 30”, standing approximately 3” off the wall.

As always, the world is your oyster and I want to help you pry it open. If you would prefer some other combination of letters, I can make it happen, just message me. (Pricing will vary on custom orders.)

SHIPPING:
I generally have at least one of these on hand, but please allow two weeks for shipping. This sign is crated for shipping nestled in eco-friendly, 100% biodegradable excelsior (a.k.a. wood wool) which clever folks may reuse as stuffing for their antique teddy bear collections!

ALL ELECTRICS ARE UL CERTIFIED

INTERNATIONAL BUYERS: I'm happy to put one of these together for you as well! Message me before purchase and we'll go over the additional costs for things like plug adapters, and alternate transformers.

NEW YORK BUYERS: Do you live or work within an hour of Manhattan’s East Village? Feel free to message me about hand-delivery and installation options.

I ♥ CUSTOM: Not only will I happily tailor the above sign to your specific needs, I will also make you a wholly different sign based on your design and specs (priced accordingly). If you have a sign of any sort you'd like made, please do message me and we can work up a plan together.

Many thanks, and have a great day :: mcp

Payments

Payment will be made in full for any product (ready-to-ship and/or custom work) before the product gets anywhere near the post office.

Shipping from United States

Items will be shipped within the timeframe stated in the listing or, if the item is custom, by the agreed upon ship date.

All items are meticulously packaged with the utmost care and stamped with the word FRAGILE by me personally, because I just spent precious hours of my life lovingly making whatever I’m sending you. Should an aberrant, not to mention abhorrent, occasion of damage during shipping arise, I will not be held responsible. You are very welcome to purchase shipping insurance through my shop to ward off evil spirits. But, look, I'm not a jerk: I'll be happy to fix, replace or repair minor damages because, ultimately, I want you to have and enjoy your new item. All told, I am sure that a couple of intelligent folks like us can figure out an equitable way to overcome any problems we might encounter during the course of commerce.

Refunds

All sales are final. I will fervently endeavor to get you what you want, the way you want it ... but if you buy it, you keep it.